sassprincess:

I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me.

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kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

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tuchesuavae:

lilyjoy30-impala:

sparklyanimetears:

I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.

YES!

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Favourite Scenes | The Chamber of Secrets
     ↳To Hogwarts in the Ford Anglia

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everything-fuckable:

www.everything-fuckable.tumblr.com

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beyoncespenis:

remember when hilary duff sucked her husbands dick out in the open and the papz got photos shes literally my idol

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“That little one, that’s Gretchen Wieners. She’s totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudels. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody’s business, she knows everything about everyone. That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”

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(Source: i-am-lord-trolldemort, via ohdear-prongs)

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sexmepink:

In you go, big boy.

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jetsinthesky:

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

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